A famous author of non autobiographical, rugby related, coming of age novels once wrote the following about 'Directions':

Rugby directions tended to be like that. Hastily given over the phone, usually the night before the game.
I've actually seen instructions like, "Go north or east on 23", "When you reach the football stadium turn around and go back two blocks", "Just ignore the one way signs and go down three blocks", "turn left on Blanchard Avenue, it might be hard to spot because somebody stole the street sign", or my all time favorite: "turn right at the gas station with the ugly orange car for sale." The last one might have worked if they hadn't sold the car.


To keep with that tradion, you will find a range of directions on this page.